Pat Palmer wrote code to call the Geocoder frmo C#. Thanks Pat! The code is here. This is a Microsoft Visual Studio project. Thanks Pat!
In a 'oh my god' sort of moment, the Registry keys for the project are longer than the sample code to call the Geocoder from perl...I'm sorry I'm such a language bigot, feel free to say 'yeah, but at least the C# version doesn't look like line noise.' Speaking of which, does anyone even get line noise anymore?